We are but hopeful lovers

Not many happier than me right now

I love early morning. For the next few hours, I am content

Someone please?

smat ass. i know you and you dont have a twin.

Anonymous

*Smart

Clearly you don’t know me at all…

Ummm ur pictures maybe?

Anonymous

Ahhh I see. You think you caught me out because you think you have seen me… Truth be told those are pictures of my twin sister. We aren’t identical twins as you can tell. You know, me being a badger and all.

WTF? you arent a badger

Anonymous

Prove otherwise my dear anon…. Prove otherwise.

You are a strange humanoid and im not sure if i like you.

Anonymous

Humaniod? You have it all wrong. I’m a badger.

Whenever someone follows me:

 ARE YOU LOST
 ARE YOU SURE
 DID YOU CLICK THE FOLLOW BUTTON BY MISTAKE
 DID SOMEONE PAY YOU
 DID MY MOM SEND YOU

Really need to pee. Don’t want to leave bed.